- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A seal walks into a club.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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