what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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