Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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