What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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