What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Women's rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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