- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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