- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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