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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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