- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

HEY!

Black people stink of shite!

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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