- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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