- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

knock knock!? . . No.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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