Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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