Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Refridgerator.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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