What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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