- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

H o m o comes out as homo

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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