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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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