- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

You are joking right?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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