- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

men, men like men= men+bed

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

One time i was sitting down

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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