whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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read this sentence again.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Happy Monday!

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