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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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