- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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