What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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