- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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