Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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