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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Eric is gay Ha

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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