- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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