Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you win a game try your best

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Anti Joke

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