Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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