-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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