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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Take part of what?

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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