- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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