- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Hail Hitler

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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