- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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