Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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