What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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