Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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