- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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