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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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