How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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