What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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