- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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