- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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