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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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