Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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