How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Chuck Norris.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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