Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Jimmy Saville

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Tunechi

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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