- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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