womens rights

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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