- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

woman's rights

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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