Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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