What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

I Have a Black Friend

knock knock Dave's not here.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

drugs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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