what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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