- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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