Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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your mom.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

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