- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

13 =B you just learned something

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

womens rights

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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