- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Want to hear a joke? No.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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