- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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