- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why is pie good. because it just is.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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