- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

HELLO EVERYONE

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A man goes to the potty.

Women's professional sports

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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