Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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