whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why? Whats wrong?

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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