a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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