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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Dylan is a person

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Today is May 18 2016.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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