- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Mike tyson

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Doorbell salesman.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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