Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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knock, knock. come in.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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