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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

I was born.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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