People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

19th amendment

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

The Game.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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