- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

your mother hates you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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