There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Give me thumbs up!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

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