they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Dogs in my home.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

girls basketball

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How did th-A fridge.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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