- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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