Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Hello

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

This sentence is false.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Good luck on your finals everyone!

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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