Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Fiats

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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