Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Ms. Smoot's class

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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