Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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This one time at band camp....

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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ecks! why zee?

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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pickle sniffer

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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