When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Joay impistato is a fig

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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