- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Knock Knock.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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