- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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