- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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