What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Ted Haggard.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

hey guys what's up?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Obamacare haters

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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