What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Women's rights.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Strawberries!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

tea with milk?

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

i dont like chris

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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