- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

GONNA

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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