What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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hi corey

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Mitt Romney penis

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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hey

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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