- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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