- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Nippies

What's the deal with airline food?

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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