- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

What's funnier than 24? 25

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Nock Nock It's open.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*