- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Thumbs this down

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

modern love

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Thumbs this down

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Anti-joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering