What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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