Women's rights.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Butt Sex.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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