keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

The Pope

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Women's rights.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

since when?

Hi my name is Jim

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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