- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

pickle juice?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Land Rovers

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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