- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Male penises.

An English man walks into a pub.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Women have the right to vote.

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