- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

If you're reading this, you can read.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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