Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

A Irish man walks our of a bar

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

skurfboards we love fat kids

drake

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

you just contradicted yourself.

knock knock. come in.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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