One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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That's not what she said.

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Your social life

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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ecks! why zee?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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