- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

That's not what she said.

Your social life

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

ecks! why zee?

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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