- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Butt Sex.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

hi to the world fromthe world

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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