How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Snausages.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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i'm funny

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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