what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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