An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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WNBA

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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who is mark

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Anti Joke

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