What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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neil patrick harris

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american government

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The Pope

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Women's rights

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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