- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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