- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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