- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Kelly Clarkson

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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