fack me in the ace! CC

Penal Dysfunction

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Knock Knock! Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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