- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Knock knock. Come in.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Nock Nock It's open.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Whats better than 24? 25.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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