what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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24!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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