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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA gargle" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."runs JOKES KILL >:}

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What is White over Black? Society.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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