Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

? I hate niiggers ?

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Drunk irish man

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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