Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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