What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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