What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What time is it? Refrigerator

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

this girl died

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

God is real

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

My tractor broke down.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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