What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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#scabbers

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Wade's the father

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Is this where I type the joke?

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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